Definition of "eef" [eef]

• A dialectal form of eath.

The Century Dictionary (Public Domain)

• "Anonymous @3.53- I guess you could say they were ALL sheet cakes, if you have an accent- eef you get my dreeft ;"
• "Hae peeps – eef yu noe Sockington teh kitteh, hi has menshuned eh grant kontest – won iz fur eh shelta fur olda/speshul nedes animulz!"
• "Butt, eef ai wuzzint meggsican, den wy wud i ware dis hyat?"