Definition of "diaper" []

• A folded piece of absorbent material, such as paper or cloth, that is placed between a baby's legs and fastened at the waist to contain excretions. (noun)
• A similar piece of material, worn by incontinent adults. (noun)
• A white cotton or linen fabric patterned with small, duplicative diamond-shaped figures. (noun)
• A piece of such cloth. (noun)
• Such a pattern. (noun)

American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright (c) 2011 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.

• "The problem with wearing a diaper to court is wearing a *diaper* to court."
• "Anyone one of these neurotic Christian GOP self-loathing Sheep who deviates from the missionary position – in the dark – Pat Boone on the stereo, a Phyllis Schlafly nightlight on in the bathroom with a wide-stance and a loaded glock under their pillow with a diaper is a deviate."
• "Second note: tell the boy not going in diaper is only good if he goes in the toilet)."